Monday, June 1, 2009

After SOOOO Long

I know I have not updated this blog for a very long time so as it is now the start of the holidays, I shall make one post.

Customer(C): Hi, I'd like a Milo McFlurry please.
Person at Counter (P): Sure thing. *Mixes vanilla ice cream, milo powder and 5 milo nuggets*. There you go. That'll be $2.70 please.
C: WHAT?! 5 MILO NUGGETS ARE $2.70?! THAT CANNOT BE.
P: Well 5000 people survived with 5 loaves and 2 fish in the Bible. Why can't you survive with 5 milo nuggets?
C: That's because they got it for free. This is $2.70! It's all of my hard-earned money!
P: Well the Israelites had to suffer to get manna. What's wrong with suffering for something even better than that?
C: Well that's because they were in a desert with NOTHING TO EAT and could only have manna. I, on the other hand, can choose not to have this stuff and get a PROPER meal instead. Now give me more milo nuggets!
P: Now, now child, Jesus survived 40 days without food. This stuff is a blessing! If you were to eat this stuff, you'd be more well-off than Jesus was!
C: Jesus was God d*mn it! Of course he could survive without food! Forget this. I'm out of here.
P: Have it your way!

I felt like C when I bought a Milo McFlurry. Ah well, I was bored. Oh and did you get the Burger King reference?

Ok now on to main events that have happened. After all, sharing them is what this blog is for is it not?

I went for my Needs Analysis on Friday and we were analyzing peoples' needs. Saw some freaky people, some creepy people and some just plain annoyed people. Smoking kids, people licking their gate grilles, guy who smoked and had a "No Smoking" logo, guy who ignored our knocking for hours and rejected us in the end, a Muay Thai boxer, an Old RI guy, yeah, it was pretty weird.

Some of us from class went to watch Terminator: Salvation before that. It had really cool action scenes, which sometimes dragged for too long. Some things did not make sense but that happens in almost all movies. I did not watch the other Terminator movies so I had to rely on what Vishaal had told me about the movies to understand the show a bit more. I do not really think the guys in the submarine deserved to die. I think the people not knowing there were Hydrobots in the water was really stupid since they had caught some from there and named them themselves. Ok I just spoiled some for you.

Anyway, it came with a trailer for the movie: Drag Me To Hell. Real freaky that trailer was. According to wikipedia, it got pretty good reviews. Yeah it seemed like a good movie in terms of plot and whatever but well I am not planning to watch it. I do not like horror movies.

They also showed this other trailer. Was really lame... I can't even remember the name of the movie. They said a guy had invented a time travel machine. It "takes them in time". Actually, it takes them to a place chock full of aliens, dinosaurs, cavemen, abandoned motels called the "trash can of time" or something like that. Horrible CGI effects too.

Ok the next day, some NPCC guys and I went to hear CI Shude's CIP briefing. Heard some lousy presentations which furthered the sexist/educational stereotypes I have now. Not exactly a good thing but still... Anyway, what we did AFTER that was the cool part.

All of us went to pizza hut. People ate cheese like there was no tomorrow. Well even though we ate there 2 days ago, my constipation acted up today. Had a terrible stomach ache.
Well I think we will soon be blacklisted because we used up 2/3 of TWO cheese bottles. Heheheh...

I think that should be around all. Have A Nice Day!

Random Stuff:

FLiegenAbwehrKanonen (Airplane Defense Cannons)-FLAK
NAtionalsoZIalismus (National Socialism) -NAZI

Wenn hinter Fliegen Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach (When flies fly behind flies, flies fly after flies)

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo (This is a grammatically correct sentence. Take note that buffalo can mean: The Animal, The City, A verb meaning intimidate)

Therefore "Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish" is a correct sentence.