O... K... Some Weird Weird things thingy

So I got tagged by Amanda and she says write some weird stuff:
"Rules and regulations: Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog entry of their own 10 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state the rules clearly. At the end, you need to choose 10 names to be tagged & list their names."
Well I don't think I'm bored enough to choose more people to be tagged but I'll just do the first part then...
Here goes nothing.

1. When I was young, my memory was great. I remembered two Muppet movies worth of dialogue. (Muppets in Space and A Muppets Christmas Carol)

2. When I was a little boy, I was able to talk. However, when I was next to my younger brother Louiz, instead of talking properly (it was in front of a TV screen which was telling me how to speak Chinese), I said Goo Goo Gah Gah and some other random baby words. Why? It was the common stereotype. I went with it. Hmm probably because I was in Washington, D.C. The American mindset coming into me... JUST KIDDING. But still... Well yeah there goes to show you my awesome memory of the superlong past.

3. When I was in Mars 2112 (a supercool fast food restaurant in NYC), I cried when I saw those guys dressed up as aliens. Why? Not because I was afraid of them. But it was because Louiz was crying. See I tended to go with the flow...

4. I find believing in evolution unskeptical. If you want to be a true skeptic, you must go against the flow. Since the most accepted belief nowadays is evolution, even among Christians (I was once called dumb for not believing in it), it is not really going against the flow/being a skeptic to believe in it. Actually evolution to me is more like predicting the past that we do not know. And now I am a skeptic (in contrast to before).

5. I have a tendency to write redundantly redunant words in my utterly repetitive redundant sentences with redundant words such as redundant and making my sentences run-on as it is fun to do so and it is a habit and as you can see I still have not ended my sentence here and I do not plan on doing so. OK that hurt (if you know what I mean).

6. I have a tendency to make puns out of anything that I can. It's fun. And when I use another person's pun (from the Internet or whatever) and it's considered lame, I just say it's not mine. However, some people don't appreciate it.

7. I find it weird that others do not appreciate jokes. Hmm here's one:
If Scooby says Scooby Dooby Doo and Scrappy says Scrappy Dappy Doo, then what does Fred say?
Think for a while and scroll down for the answer...
















Yabba Dabba Doo.
The most common answer would be Freddy Deddy Doo. OK so Ding Hao and Daniel said: "WYZ YOU'RE SO CHILDISH". I find that weird. I take it as a classic cartoon. I think that if you cannot answer this riddle or understand the answer, you seriously have no childhood...

8. I am utterly insensitive. You see, underachieving delinquents, I do not feel like sharing my intelligence with you squabbling morons. JUST KIDDING. But seriously...
OK yeah so I usually only realise that I had made a really bad mistake in my speech AFTER I say it, or if someone TELLS me (subset of earlier point).

9. I DO NOT HAVE TOURETTE'S. Most people I know do. So if you don't know what that is... GO FIND OUT. Wikipedia and Google are your friends. =)

10. I try to critique anything... Utterly cynical I am. But I take it as finding out the other side of the argument, so as to either rebutt it, or to broaden my view of an issue.

11. From the last 4 points, I think you see that I have the tendency to RANT a lot. Yes FLAAAAAME and RAAAANT.

OK then Das ist alles. The End.


Wait. I don't feel like ending it yet... Ich würde soviel mehr gesagen habe... Aber... Ich habe nichts... Ach naja... Schöne Nacht jedermann!