Another impromptu poem

Close Calls:

Once I went back home
and saw a huge brown mouse.
Chased it far away to Rome
almost touched someone's blouse.

Luckily I got away
and killed the rodent too.
But then I slipped and hit the hay
the knife sliced someone's shoe.

When I woke up with open eyes
I stretched my cramped up legs.
One man walked by and then his thighs
had contact, saved by dregs.

Softly he was cushioned and
I got so very scared.
Out of anger I kicked some sand
when someone's eyes were bared.

Fortunately I had missed
Quickly ran to my haven.
Not looking right my lips had kissed
Some guy with lips unshaven.

I punched him in the face
Just feeling terrified.
When finally I reached my place
I in relief had sighed.

I put myself down to
sit and watch TV.
But during the show 'bout the zoo
the thing exploded, see?

Some of the glass had hit
my eyes and vital parts.
The pain I felt in my popped zit
had flown right off the charts.

Seeing the irony
my heart rate had decreased.
I wondered if seriously
my life already ceased.

My entire life flashed
right before my very eyes.
I felt that my huge dreams were dashed
With my horrid demise...





















Am I morbid or what?