Quotes and Statements

Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong
Universal Greeting of Transformers.

I think, therefore I am.
Said by Des Cartes about his existence

Runescape Character to Troll: Why is your name Dad?
Troll: We trolls are named after the first thing we eat.

Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure
From Harry Potter

Death is only the beginning
Dumbledore

Life is short and miserable

Captain Capitalism's true power comes from youuuuuuuur money!
Captain Capitalism

Some people aren't looking for anything logical. They just want to see the world burn...
Alfred on the Joker

You may have seen a housefly, maybe even a super fly, but you ain't never seen... a DONKEY FLY!
Donkey from Shrek when he was flying because of Tinkerbell's pixie dust

WE'LL KILL YOU!
Reply: THEN WE'LL KILL YOU BACK!
Horrible Histories on America

DARE TO BE STUPID!
Weird Al Yankovic(who also said this line in Transformers: Animated as Wreck-Gar)

Random:

When there's a will, there's a family at war.
The problem about political jokes is... they get elected.
In 1965, our Prime Minister was PM Lee. Now in 2008, our Prime Minister is PM Lee. Is this a dictatorship or something?
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
I know that I know nothing.
WE'LL KILL YOU! Reply: THEN WE'LL KILL YOU BACK!
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Alright that's about all I can think of now. Tune in for more randomity!

Stop slapping people! (slaps)