Koala Song and Stuff

Hola Dudes and Dudettes.

Well its been a kind of eventful day today. Well, have a nice time reading!

During my English DMP, I watched Pocahontas this time.

Amazing how Pocahontas could speak English after holding hands with John Smith. Probably those leaves and magical symbols flying around their hands. Hmm... maybe I should hold the hand of some random person I know and if leaves are flying by, I can absorb all of their Chinese!

She survived the rapids by singing. Wee.

The rapids stopped at a fork in the river. One side was peaceful but the other was... rapids. It actually does not make sense if you think about it. The river should have still gone on as rapids.

During the Colours of the Wind song, she puts her hand on one rock, it glows, another rock, it also glows, she crouches down a little, butterflies appear behind her and fly. So I'm thinking...

"BUTTERFLIES OF THE WORLD UNITE!

*Puts one hand on table and another on a chair*

*crouches down*

*Falls down to charging rhinos behind me"

OK I like the song and all but the lyric I do not get is the main one. OK you can't chop down trees and whatever. You cannot own the Earth unless you

"Can paint with the colours of the wind". OK I don't see the relevance. Seriously.

OK after all the DMPs today, there was CLE. Well for the whole day I knew what it was about. The harmful effects of pornography or something. Well yeah the videos were stupid and all, same people who came last year for the World of Warbluff thing. Well I find that the guy was invading his friend who was a girls' privacy by giving out all her information but I guess it was for the sake of relaying information. Well the people in the videos are very likely to be RJC people, just without their badges.

Oh yeah, at the start Mr Law was giving some announcement about some Science Fair thing for the people taking SMP(Science Mentorship Programme). Then he said:

"OK the people taking PMS *laughter from audience*, erm sorry, SMP"

OK that was so obviously deliberate. 

Then he said something about the fair again and its got two names or something so he was like

"*blah blah blah* CUM *blah blah blah*. "

Notice I capitalised the word. I do not want to be crude or whatever, but that's what he said... He emphasised it into the microphone. I seriously think it was deliberate after the first example...

Then Mrs Yap came up. Gah, I had to go already. It was 2.40 p.m. Well she had some super long talk about some really, and I mean REALLY DUMB thing.

"You guys should do well for RE. I hope that you will be spectacular and whatever. You know that a lot of the bridges built by the teachers to the researchers are ruined by certain groups of RI students and this hurts the juniors. So we should not do such things. Please... *I kept falling asleep/fishing* 

Main Point in the end: So please, my friend who's done so well compared to us normal people is COMING TO SELL A BOOK FOR THIRTY BUCKS................

That was masterful beating around the bush. Talked for like 30 minutes just for one point. We could have gone off early if not for her... GARRH

Alright, today I had my German oral exam. There were two sections, the reading aloud and the answering questions from the teacher. Well, reading aloud went real well. I read the passage real fast and quite accurately I believe (the teacher kept nodding her head). Then there's the answering questions. I was stammering but the teacher said 'genau(perfect)' after the first few answers. That's great I guess. But after that, I started messing up. Luckily I got the topic of 'Taschengeld(pocket money)'. I think it's much easier than the other topics, Mode(fashion), Sport(Do you really need me to translate?) and Wohnen(living place).

Oh well, tomorrow's the written exam. I can probably do well for everything except...

THE AUFSATZ(ESSAY)!!! AAH!!

"

Lieber Publik,

Morgen ich vielleicht sterbe. Helfe ich! Helfe ich!

Ihr Wyz

"

OK I think I mentioned that I wrote a song about evil koalas once. Well, I could not decide on a tune and I do not have any musical instruments I can use. Here are the lyrics:

Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombies:

Long ago in a land called Australia
Lived a cute little fluffy bear known as the koala,
It was eating eucalyptus leaves
Suddenly the ground went up in heaves
There was an explosion in a nuclear power plant
Because of a group’s environmental rant
The koalas still ate and they died
They rose as the…

Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombies!
Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombieeeees!

 

(Music transition to rhythmic drum beats) March! March! March and bite!
Pierce the human necks on sight!
Jump! With your mighty paw!
Kill a human with your jaw!
We are the…

Koala Kommando Koalition!
We are the Koala Kommando Koalition!

 

They ravaged through every place
The zombies took it as a race
Whenever a person dies
From the dead he will rise
Their statures were changing
Their fierceness was ranging
The dead people bit more and turned them
into deadly…

Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombies!
Eucalytpus Radiation Koala Zombieeeees!

 

(Music transition) Spread! Spread! Spread worldwide!
This great world we shall divide!
Hi! Jack man’s ships and planes!
Conquer land using your brains!
We are the…

Koala Kommando Koalition!
We are the Koala Kommando Koalition!
We are the Koala Kommando Koalition!

 

They world was taken by the koala bear
The zombies spared not a single hair
The rest of the world was scared
A state of emergency was declared
People all prepared their guns
Black markets shipped them in tons
We were very scared of
the powerful…

Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombies!
Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombieeeeees!

 

(Drum Beats) Heed! Heed! Heed the call!
Charge in and destroy them all!
Blast! Walls with bombs and tanks!
Advance in offensive ranks!
We are the…

Koala Kommando Koalition!
We are the Koala Kommando Koalition!

 

The humans failed to combat the threat
Their greatest fears had been met
The world had a new race
The humans they did replace
The intelligent zombies were
Ready to lead and eager
They were the…

Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombieeeeees!
Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombieeeeees!
 

(Drum beats) It! It! It is done!
Koalas are number one!
No! Humans do remain!
In our great new reign!
We are the…Koala Kommando Koalition!
We are the Koala Kommando Koalition!

I am the last human around
But to eternity I’m bound
I know this world will end
This disease itself won’t mend
I know that I am doomed
This fate always o’er me loomed
I will not fight
*Door smashes open
*Bite into flesh
*Collapse
*ROOAAR!
KOALA KOMMANDO KOALITION!

WE STORMED THE EARTH IN JUST ONE MONTH!
WE ELIMINATED MAN!
WE! RULE! THE!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD!!!!!

Very good… now it is time to eat… No more humans or animals… Only Koalas…  

OK so the tune for the odd numbered verses is undecided. However, the even numbered verses go to a rhythmic drumbeat. The last WOOOORRRLLDD thing should be real high.

If anyone can actually do something about this song, please send your song to me at kimblader151@yahoo.com.sg

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Hai. Who are Hieu? To Bi or not to Bi? DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

NANANANANANANIK

Well, I didn't sign up for the OIP. Well I wonder what a ripoff it is for those people who have to pay $350 to go to Malaysia.

When life gives you apples, make lemonade and make people wonder how on earth you did it.

Have you heard of the pig that said no? No. HAHAHAHAHA

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If you wanna die say what(not enunciated clearly). What? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!