Randomity Song

Hey kids! Welcome to the Bobo show! Let's sing!

Billy and his family went on a holiday
they went down to Florida to laugh and dance and play

Hold on a bit
This just ain't it

OK enough with the rhyming
This is probably bad timing

So anyway I made a new song. It's about randomness.

Randomity Song:

Let me warn you first
that this song is real random
so I got a message for ye…

Scribbles, Clorox, chicken doodles
Karl, McCain and Instant Noodles
Catdog, Courage, fun rubik's cubes
Windows, Fish eyes, optical tubes
Au revoir gomenasai
Hasta La vista Bye Bye
Warsaw, Liechtenstein Greenland's icy
Cassidy Butch, Butcher's're dicy
webcams, uber spams, torturing and uber leet
spasms, epilipsey and tomorrow we shall meet


Chorus:
If you’re feeling random
I’ll definitely be there
And if you’re not prepared, I might give you a scare
With my randomityness
I tell you

I AM EXTRAOVEREXCITEDLYOOMPHADURAIYAMBADUMPHARAMZAH! (Extra over excitedly oomph a dur ai yam ba dumph aram zah)
Diddle diddle diddle dee dee
Diddle diddle diddle dee dee
I LOVE COOKIES
Diddle diddle diddle dee dee
Diddle diddle diddle dee dee
GORY AL
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo do
BUSHES NAMED GEORGE
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
MARONI SAL

Levi’s, Leviticus, poodle
Mike, Obama, apfelstrudel
Bumblebee, Weird Al, Obi Wan
You can hide but you cannot run
Evil Koalas, printers
Evil witches and winters
Sphygmomanometer, Electro
Encephalogram, ho ho ho
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Vacuum, Large Hadron Collider, Communism



Chorus:
If you’re feeling random
I’ll definitely be there
And if you’re not prepared, I might give you a scare
With my randomityness
I tell you

I AM RANDOMIZATIONINGLY UBERIAZILIUMPHADAPUMP! (OO BER E AH ZIL IUMPH AH DA PUMP)

Deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh
Harry Potter
Deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh
Falling Down
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam
Jacky and Jill
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam
Breaking a Crown

Chrysanthemum, Tutankhamen
Beef stew, Yahoo, Japanese Ramen
Lehman Brothers, Fannie Mae Cry
Medusa Odysseus Oh My My
Dihydrogen monoxide
China Milk, Grilled Suicide
Scissors, Mouse, School, Oxford MSN
Shootings, bags, bugs, Salad Undressin’
Cheek cells, oil wells, bombing Iraq, Powerpoint, glass
Mentos, Coke bomb, stomach, baby, and wipe your grass.

Chorus:
If you’re feeling random
I’ll definitely be there
And if you’re not prepared, I might give you a scare
With my randomityness
I tell you
I AM LEETPWNFTWPETAGUITARZEPPELINOOREDUMBAZOOP! (Leet poon fuh tuh wuh pee tah guitar zeppelin oo ruh dumb ah zoop)



La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la
THIS STUPID
Bing bang boom bah fling flang wing wang zim zah hoo la hoop
POWDERFUL
Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Lollipops oh yeah!
YOU’RE GETTING’ OWNED!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
YOU’RE A BEAR I’M A BULL


Deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh
Deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh
Deh deh deh DEH DEH!

Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom
Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bam

Now you think I’m random, but I’m not.

I’M actually not so hot

Wait the question was a whut?

Oh well I’ll go eat a nut!

But first let me show you the end….
Let me warn you first
that this song is real random
so I got a message for ye…

Alright now the clorox noodle thing verses have a rap style while the only true parts with melodies are those diddle diddle dee dee things.


Maybe I should start writing songs as a hobby. That could be fun :-)

NOO! THE DMP PERIOD IS OVAARY! Er I mean over.

Sad. That means no more slack time...

Gah I need to get at least 65% for everything... That's all I'm aiming for. : p

I did not go for German today. The EOYs are over, we're not getting them back so what would the point of going be?

Anyway, I beat God of War: CoO on Friday and now I have to beat the challenges. Gah on Thursday I believe, Friday and Saturday I was feeling real bad because of my cold and blocked nose.

On Saturday, I woke up with a lot of chest pain and muscle aches so I could not really sleep very well so I got out of bed. I had a blocked nose, runny nose, bad cough, sore throat and a chest pain. So unfortunately, I did not go to church. Gah.

Well so anyway, let's all have a nice day and do well in our exams and other stuff.

HAND and Buh Buy!

Random

Had my German EOY Exam. I just had to have a cold... I could not concentrate well for the test. ARGH.

Well, not much happened today so I guess I'll just do random things:


RADICAL=Retarded And Dumb Idiot Calling All Losers
RAP= Retards Attempting Poetry
BRISINGR=Bringing Random Idiots Singing In National Grounds Retardedly
Iron Man= Fe Male
Deadshot = Non-living Bullet
DOG=Death On Grill
Enola Gay= Alone Yag
KKK=Koala Kommando Koalition
Ekans=Snake
Arbok=Kobra
Pocahontas=Chocopantas
Dracula=Alucard
Wyz=Some random idiot who can't do anything
Dying Peacefully= The most peaceful way to die
Jade Seah= Woman who swears on live television
Giraffarig= Giraffarig
SIRS=Statistically Inaccurate Rotten Statistics

Koala Song and Stuff

Hola Dudes and Dudettes.

Well its been a kind of eventful day today. Well, have a nice time reading!

During my English DMP, I watched Pocahontas this time.

Amazing how Pocahontas could speak English after holding hands with John Smith. Probably those leaves and magical symbols flying around their hands. Hmm... maybe I should hold the hand of some random person I know and if leaves are flying by, I can absorb all of their Chinese!

She survived the rapids by singing. Wee.

The rapids stopped at a fork in the river. One side was peaceful but the other was... rapids. It actually does not make sense if you think about it. The river should have still gone on as rapids.

During the Colours of the Wind song, she puts her hand on one rock, it glows, another rock, it also glows, she crouches down a little, butterflies appear behind her and fly. So I'm thinking...

"BUTTERFLIES OF THE WORLD UNITE!

*Puts one hand on table and another on a chair*

*crouches down*

*Falls down to charging rhinos behind me"

OK I like the song and all but the lyric I do not get is the main one. OK you can't chop down trees and whatever. You cannot own the Earth unless you

"Can paint with the colours of the wind". OK I don't see the relevance. Seriously.

OK after all the DMPs today, there was CLE. Well for the whole day I knew what it was about. The harmful effects of pornography or something. Well yeah the videos were stupid and all, same people who came last year for the World of Warbluff thing. Well I find that the guy was invading his friend who was a girls' privacy by giving out all her information but I guess it was for the sake of relaying information. Well the people in the videos are very likely to be RJC people, just without their badges.

Oh yeah, at the start Mr Law was giving some announcement about some Science Fair thing for the people taking SMP(Science Mentorship Programme). Then he said:

"OK the people taking PMS *laughter from audience*, erm sorry, SMP"

OK that was so obviously deliberate. 

Then he said something about the fair again and its got two names or something so he was like

"*blah blah blah* CUM *blah blah blah*. "

Notice I capitalised the word. I do not want to be crude or whatever, but that's what he said... He emphasised it into the microphone. I seriously think it was deliberate after the first example...

Then Mrs Yap came up. Gah, I had to go already. It was 2.40 p.m. Well she had some super long talk about some really, and I mean REALLY DUMB thing.

"You guys should do well for RE. I hope that you will be spectacular and whatever. You know that a lot of the bridges built by the teachers to the researchers are ruined by certain groups of RI students and this hurts the juniors. So we should not do such things. Please... *I kept falling asleep/fishing* 

Main Point in the end: So please, my friend who's done so well compared to us normal people is COMING TO SELL A BOOK FOR THIRTY BUCKS................

That was masterful beating around the bush. Talked for like 30 minutes just for one point. We could have gone off early if not for her... GARRH

Alright, today I had my German oral exam. There were two sections, the reading aloud and the answering questions from the teacher. Well, reading aloud went real well. I read the passage real fast and quite accurately I believe (the teacher kept nodding her head). Then there's the answering questions. I was stammering but the teacher said 'genau(perfect)' after the first few answers. That's great I guess. But after that, I started messing up. Luckily I got the topic of 'Taschengeld(pocket money)'. I think it's much easier than the other topics, Mode(fashion), Sport(Do you really need me to translate?) and Wohnen(living place).

Oh well, tomorrow's the written exam. I can probably do well for everything except...

THE AUFSATZ(ESSAY)!!! AAH!!

"

Lieber Publik,

Morgen ich vielleicht sterbe. Helfe ich! Helfe ich!

Ihr Wyz

"

OK I think I mentioned that I wrote a song about evil koalas once. Well, I could not decide on a tune and I do not have any musical instruments I can use. Here are the lyrics:

Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombies:

Long ago in a land called Australia
Lived a cute little fluffy bear known as the koala,
It was eating eucalyptus leaves
Suddenly the ground went up in heaves
There was an explosion in a nuclear power plant
Because of a group’s environmental rant
The koalas still ate and they died
They rose as the…

Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombies!
Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombieeeees!

 

(Music transition to rhythmic drum beats) March! March! March and bite!
Pierce the human necks on sight!
Jump! With your mighty paw!
Kill a human with your jaw!
We are the…

Koala Kommando Koalition!
We are the Koala Kommando Koalition!

 

They ravaged through every place
The zombies took it as a race
Whenever a person dies
From the dead he will rise
Their statures were changing
Their fierceness was ranging
The dead people bit more and turned them
into deadly…

Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombies!
Eucalytpus Radiation Koala Zombieeeees!

 

(Music transition) Spread! Spread! Spread worldwide!
This great world we shall divide!
Hi! Jack man’s ships and planes!
Conquer land using your brains!
We are the…

Koala Kommando Koalition!
We are the Koala Kommando Koalition!
We are the Koala Kommando Koalition!

 

They world was taken by the koala bear
The zombies spared not a single hair
The rest of the world was scared
A state of emergency was declared
People all prepared their guns
Black markets shipped them in tons
We were very scared of
the powerful…

Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombies!
Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombieeeeees!

 

(Drum Beats) Heed! Heed! Heed the call!
Charge in and destroy them all!
Blast! Walls with bombs and tanks!
Advance in offensive ranks!
We are the…

Koala Kommando Koalition!
We are the Koala Kommando Koalition!

 

The humans failed to combat the threat
Their greatest fears had been met
The world had a new race
The humans they did replace
The intelligent zombies were
Ready to lead and eager
They were the…

Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombieeeeees!
Eucalyptus Radiation Koala Zombieeeeees!
 

(Drum beats) It! It! It is done!
Koalas are number one!
No! Humans do remain!
In our great new reign!
We are the…Koala Kommando Koalition!
We are the Koala Kommando Koalition!

I am the last human around
But to eternity I’m bound
I know this world will end
This disease itself won’t mend
I know that I am doomed
This fate always o’er me loomed
I will not fight
*Door smashes open
*Bite into flesh
*Collapse
*ROOAAR!
KOALA KOMMANDO KOALITION!

WE STORMED THE EARTH IN JUST ONE MONTH!
WE ELIMINATED MAN!
WE! RULE! THE!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD!!!!!

Very good… now it is time to eat… No more humans or animals… Only Koalas…  

OK so the tune for the odd numbered verses is undecided. However, the even numbered verses go to a rhythmic drumbeat. The last WOOOORRRLLDD thing should be real high.

If anyone can actually do something about this song, please send your song to me at kimblader151@yahoo.com.sg

Dabihaihieunananananananik

Hai. Who are Hieu? To Bi or not to Bi? DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

NANANANANANANIK

Well, I didn't sign up for the OIP. Well I wonder what a ripoff it is for those people who have to pay $350 to go to Malaysia.

When life gives you apples, make lemonade and make people wonder how on earth you did it.

Have you heard of the pig that said no? No. HAHAHAHAHA

HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARYAUPOOIHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR

If you wanna die say what(not enunciated clearly). What? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Comments on Mulan and other stuff

Bah weep Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong everyone!

Hey anyway, I got God of War: Chains of Olympus. Yeah its M18 but I'm more for the gameplay of course. And yes, I skipped the *@$*&@#*(!#)&*@#( scene. I saw the women but I didn't (@$()*)*)@*!$_!$*(#)&$)!&$. I'm not such a simple character.

And I started watching the Anime Monster. About some real cool stuff. But so far the anime's pretty slow. I'm on ep 24 now. It's got 74 episodes. So long...

Well my Fairy Tales DMP is cool. I just keep watching movies. We've watched Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek 3 and Mulan.

After watching Mulan today, I feel that the movie's pretty dumb. It's like:

1. They're all Americans. Doesn't feel authentic at all. Hate the dialogue.

2. How do you get up a pillar with just anything that can wrap around something?

3. If there's such a precarious piece of ice, why didn't all the noise and vibrations the army made cause the avalanche? Did Mulan really need to shoot a rocket at it?

4. The ending. 10 guys survived an avalanche and expected to take over a whole city and eventually all of China. Real smart...

5. Mulan got a reward. She got the crest of the emperor. Doesn't that mean that she can go around posing as the emperor since almost no one's ever seen him before and the only ID you'll need is that crest?

6. The way Mulan's father was portrayed makes it look like all Chinese are stubborn guys who are like the Japanese during the wartime and would want to die for their country and all that for the emperor and stuff. OK there were more instances of this but I can't exactly remember. This movie's prejudiced.

7. Mushu helped to kill the guys. But isn't Mulan supposed to be the hero not her dragon? It's so unrealistic and it's supposed to be based on history...

8. I do not really like this movie...

Anyway, after all this time, I realised how nice Shrek was. I'm thinking that even though Shrek 3 was actually the funniest, it got the worst reviews. Well I guess it's because it's not really suited for kids. But I can also think of it in this way:

THE VIEWERS OF THE OLD SHREK MOVIES GREW UP.

Yeah that's a better way to look at it. It's why Teletubbies was cancelled.

Gah. German exams coming up. SCARED.

I'm a Wyzcrack. I crack myself down. T-Hee.

LAWL=Laughing At Whopping Lameness

What's Beethoven doing in his grave? De-composing. (from someone else's pm)

I need more nice quotes. They satisfy my Quote-ah.

Quotes and Statements

Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong
Universal Greeting of Transformers.

I think, therefore I am.
Said by Des Cartes about his existence

Runescape Character to Troll: Why is your name Dad?
Troll: We trolls are named after the first thing we eat.

Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure
From Harry Potter

Death is only the beginning
Dumbledore

Life is short and miserable

Captain Capitalism's true power comes from youuuuuuuur money!
Captain Capitalism

Some people aren't looking for anything logical. They just want to see the world burn...
Alfred on the Joker

You may have seen a housefly, maybe even a super fly, but you ain't never seen... a DONKEY FLY!
Donkey from Shrek when he was flying because of Tinkerbell's pixie dust

WE'LL KILL YOU!
Reply: THEN WE'LL KILL YOU BACK!
Horrible Histories on America

DARE TO BE STUPID!
Weird Al Yankovic(who also said this line in Transformers: Animated as Wreck-Gar)

Random:

When there's a will, there's a family at war.
The problem about political jokes is... they get elected.
In 1965, our Prime Minister was PM Lee. Now in 2008, our Prime Minister is PM Lee. Is this a dictatorship or something?
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
I know that I know nothing.
WE'LL KILL YOU! Reply: THEN WE'LL KILL YOU BACK!
zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
dotilasofamiredo

Alright that's about all I can think of now. Tune in for more randomity!

Stop slapping people! (slaps)

Moth Dust, PSP @%#! and a message three times...

Alright finally, I'm writing about what happened today and not a few weeks ago or months ago.

OK today I was waiting for morning assembly to start and there was a moth on the floor with its guts and slime all outside of its butt. Well its antennae were twitching and its heart was clearly beating. My bag was nearby. Some idiot stepped on it, another kicked it. Unfortunately, when the tard kicked the moth, its remains started flying everywhere and the dust from it flew out on to my bag. Strangely, the moth was still living with its antennae still twitching. It was then lying on the drain. Well I carried my bag with my hands for a while instead of using my shoulders.

That reminds me of when I was in the OBS (Outward Bounds Singapore) camp at the beginning of the year. Near the end of the camp, my class saw this moth on the ground. It was so huge and its wings were so papery that it looked like a fake model. One of its paper wings, unfortunately, was ripped. It could still move but not very far and it could not fly. I do not know what happened to it afterwards.

Well OK my title has three parts. The second part says PSP @%#!. My cousin is the one who we paid to get our PSP from. He's an adult already. So I asked Shawn to help me transfer God of War from his PSP into mine so he went to check what could be deleted to clear up some memory. We saw the videos which I never saw before. OK one of them started off as some anime fight scenes and whatever (my younger brother saw this, got bored and turned the video off... LUCKILY). However, it wasn't all. Then some guy went and did oral *#$&*&@#!&@(*!(#*(&!$(&!(@#&* with a woman and the woman's err... chest grew real big. Well yeah we quickly quit the video and looked at another one. Well it was some guy ma*!!^@$^*!^@!%&@&$*@(!@%*$^(!@#^$, yeah you know what I mean. Well yeah so I deleted them both just in case my brothers ever saw them. Can't believe what my cousin puts in his PSP. He's a Christian and he's married. Well I think he married a woman from outside the church so I can't exactly say he's devoted to church....................

Then the message. The most boring part of all. I got sent this chain mail/send this mail or you don't love God mail/whatever thing and I received it again because the person who resent it used the names that were already on the "to" list. Unfortunately, another person also resent it to my email and so I received the same chain mail/send this mail or you don't love God mail/whatever thing three times.

OOBER SPAM

Yeah OK so I had a really, really, really weird day today. 

At RI:

I had my English Fairy Tales Narrative Technique DMP today and we got to watch Shrek the whole lesson. Real funny stuff I have to admit.

Also, I had my Mathematical Logic DMP. It was my form teacher teaching. Well it wasn't all bad but it was like... you know paradoxes and logic puzzles. I'm thinking, I've been there and done that already. But I guess there'll probably be more for the next lesson.

They were verifying my CCA records. I cannot believe that there are so many things left out of my records. However, it does not really matter as I will not be taking the 'O' Levels anyway (basically, being in RJC will show me how hard working I was in Primary 6), so I will not need the CCA point deduction thing.

Well Yu Jun told me that other schools' NPCC units get gold more than we do because they manipulate and change the attendance sheet and only take attendance when there are enough people. Grr....

Well I hope that everyone is HANDing(Having A Nice Day). 

Weiloong's way of making people smile: If you don't smile I'll beat you up!

Codes from Long ago

Long ago, I sent these codes:

255 255 255

4-1-5-8-1-0-20-8-7-9-1-18-20-19-0-7-18-5-2-5-3-9

Alright now, why did I send these codes? MSN me or email me at kimblader151@yahoo.com.sg for the answers. I don't wanna give it away in case the one reading this blog finds out the answers.

Or try to decode it yourself and send me what you think are the answers. I'll probably reply.

However, I guess for one, you need loads of general knowledge for these codes and you'll probably need to know the background but if I give it here it would be too easy so ask me.

At RI:

DMP week has started. I got only 6 hours of free period out of the 54 hours. Most people have 18 hours of free periods and I'm one of those enthusiastic guys I guess. I wouldn't really study much so I guess I have to make the most out of this time period.

Reflection

 Recently I uploaded this video to youtube. Not bad to me. It's a video of that Masked Rider 555 Movie I said I watched.

Anyway, the holidays are ending and I haven't done much worthwhile.

Why do worms destroy macbooks?

Because they eat apples!

Went for the evangelical service at church about why so many churches. Kind of a history session with the conclusion that no other church reformed back to the original apostolic church. True Jesus Church was founded by the Holy Spirit like the original apostolic church and is following the Bible.

On a side note, I actually took down notes(no pun intended). 

On Saturday I went for class in church again as usual. Learned about Paul's second missionary journey. I was giving cousin Ryan all my answers to the fill-in-the-blanks worksheet. 

Saw the movie Clear and Present Danger last night on Channel 5. I read up on it and now I'm starting to realise how prominent Tom Clancy is. 

To Singaporeans: Remember guys, being in the GEP shows that you were hardworking in Primary 3. Being in the top school shows that you were hardworking in Primary 6. However, they tell you nothing about your secondary school life.

Take me, I'm in Raffles Institution but I'm a mostly B and C student. A comes during lucky flukes. 

Sigh...